New Review

I started making internet videos on a whim one day when I realized my newly-purchased laptop had a webcam. Luckily I've obliterated all traces of my first webcam-based humiliation and bribed several people never to speak of it again. I'd like to think I've gotten a little bit better since those first dark days, and surely only good things can follow in the wake of my determination! That or I'll make more jokes about space-squids which self-propel via flatulence. I mean, that's pretty likely too.